thejekyll (thejekyll) wrote in crab_killers,

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Dissecting the Enemy

I have had the opportunity to work both back in High School and in College now in the science community to learn more about these bastard shell wearing freaks.

Did you know that a frozen crab will come back to life months later if you thaw it? Thats not normal! They should be killed for that! I think they must be in league with Walt Disney's frozen head or something.

Either way, you will be happy to know that back in High School Marine Biology I got to dissect one while it was alive. I pinned the little fucker's arms and legs to the dissection pan and the removed its top shell while it sat and screamed in silent crabby horror. I got to touch it still beating heart.

Mark one win for the straight walking, 2 legged, non pincher bearing people!
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