Burnt Shit (burntcrow) wrote in crab_killers,
Burnt Shit

hello all

I am an unintentional crab killer..

I once had five pet crabs, but I left them alone for spring break. When I returned, four of them escaped my tank and all I have left are there dried up corpses. So then..I slowly began to hate my crabs..how dare they commit suicide after I spent my hard earned money on those bastards..I put their bodies in my freezer in order to remember the hate I have for them everytime I go for a frozen pizza...

and as for the survivor..he escaped the other day and was on my bed that bastard....His time is near!
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