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Saturday, March 17th, 2007
9:40 am - Yup.

Lets kill us some crabs.

current mood: content

(1 Crab Corpse | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Sunday, November 26th, 2006
5:20 am


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(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
9:56 am

I wish I was a crab.

Technically i'm a lobster.

I'd like to scurry from side to side, snippin' my claws all day until the day I get caught and eaten alive. I'd like a really really big hard shell too.

I am a happy lobster, weigh 10ib's.. Meaty. I like to dance as i'm stabbed in the eye with a toothpick.

So i'm going to post a request:

Lobster male looking for sweet crab on lobster action. Urge to snip, big. Crab must be willing to share seaweed at night.


Please :( help me find my loving crab partner. Snip snip.

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
9:39 am

you are all evil horrible people!!! i dont know why youd want to kill innocent sea creatures, didnt you ever see the friends episode where phoebe explains that all lobsters have soulmates? dont seperate the soulmates!!!!!!!!! i hope somebody steps on YOU instead of the lobsters you cruel terrible people!!!!!!

current mood: pissed off

(4 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
9:33 pm


Chad Channing from Nirvana is in this band. Tell all of your friends. Seriously. Everyone needs to fucking know. TELL EVERYONE AND POST A LINK IN YOUR JOURNAL.

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Thursday, August 19th, 2004
2:01 pm


current mood: crab like

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Sunday, May 9th, 2004
11:28 am - Dissecting the Enemy

I have had the opportunity to work both back in High School and in College now in the science community to learn more about these bastard shell wearing freaks.

Did you know that a frozen crab will come back to life months later if you thaw it? Thats not normal! They should be killed for that! I think they must be in league with Walt Disney's frozen head or something.

Either way, you will be happy to know that back in High School Marine Biology I got to dissect one while it was alive. I pinned the little fucker's arms and legs to the dissection pan and the removed its top shell while it sat and screamed in silent crabby horror. I got to touch it still beating heart.

Mark one win for the straight walking, 2 legged, non pincher bearing people!

current mood: crazy

(3 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Monday, April 12th, 2004
4:01 pm - hello all
burntcrow I am an unintentional crab killer..

I once had five pet crabs, but I left them alone for spring break. When I returned, four of them escaped my tank and all I have left are there dried up corpses. So then..I slowly began to hate my crabs..how dare they commit suicide after I spent my hard earned money on those bastards..I put their bodies in my freezer in order to remember the hate I have for them everytime I go for a frozen pizza...

and as for the survivor..he escaped the other day and was on my bed that bastard....His time is near!

(2 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
8:15 pm

I went to the beach this weekend. But I didn't see any crabs to viciously murder. I hit a squirrel with a rock though........

(1 Crab Corpse | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Thursday, February 19th, 2004
4:06 pm - Fuck Me Jenny...... Who's Jenny? Dunno.... Is She Hot?

I added more interests you foolios. I kinda cut and pasted my interests, but I added frog sucking and licking anus......

current mood: creative

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Friday, February 13th, 2004
4:17 pm

You can sodomize my payload
With your jumbo squirrel-hammer
I'll kill your sandals
And wear your wife like a hat
Gay mountain lion porn is in order
Let's pretend mice use shuttlecocks as lampshades
Burn the grass and finger the sky
I'll kill your dog and give birth to your TV
I await the day when that AIDS Muppet dies
Let's make it our mealworm
Suck on my sword while I stab you with my butthole
Just imagine a future involving pregnant buckets
Grow the fuck up and eat your alphabet soup
Doormats displease the high honorable Dr. Snizzass
Seagulls perform kamikaze anal rape on unsuspecting beachcombers
I killed your basement
Let's eat some sawdust and snort some sand
I will retroactively kick my own ass
If you read all this, I either love you, or want your hot metallic ass

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Saturday, February 7th, 2004
10:59 pm

Let's fuck.

(5 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Wednesday, February 4th, 2004
12:41 pm - Applesauce 'n Sodomy

Yes, I consumed some crab the other day. I ate the fuck out of that motherfucker. It was in sushi form, and there was this large orange piece about 2 and half inches long, and I wasn't exactly sure what part of the fucking crab it came from. If it was from the leg, I'm pretty fucking scared. That is a big motherfucking crab. You'd seriously need a hammer to take care of something like that. Any thoughts?

current mood: sickish

(1 Crab Corpse | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Sunday, January 25th, 2004
7:12 pm

Well, I realized today... kinda hard to say this... I realize I hate shrimp too. Are they arthropods? I dunno, but I hate them. Waking up with a large prawn in your hair is quite scarring on a person.

current mood: sad

(2 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

1:18 am - See??????????

See how fucking much Sonoma sucks? There's like an entry every two weeks. Crab_killers is so much better.

current mood: sleepy

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

Monday, January 19th, 2004
5:57 pm - Mmmm

I hate crabs...they're evil. But i like to eat them in crab sushi...yummy...muahahaha

current mood: energetic

(3 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

Sunday, January 18th, 2004
11:57 pm

we should all smite the little bastards...that would teach them a lesson

current mood: geeky

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

8:25 pm - Micheal Jackson

Did you know that Mr. Jackson said this: "I haven't had any surgery on my face, just my nose"

Doesn't he realize that your nose is on your face?!

current mood: confused

(3 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

4:29 pm



current mood: hiccups

(Murder A Helpless Crab)

4:27 pm - Hiccups.


What the fuck kind of crab eats rice balls? Oh, I'm sorry... "Donuts."

I found some shrimp in my fridge. Anyone got any fireworks?

There's actually a website called pokemonaholic.com.


current mood: straight

(3 Crab Corpses | Murder A Helpless Crab)

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